JSSL Crew
Hey Junkies!
Let me start off first. EYE-CANDIES are basically easy on the eyes however, EYE-SORES will give you the worst and most painful itch ever which can last throughout a point of time when it will go away by itself.
Why do we need eye-candies??
Basically it keeps us excited and hyper throughout the whole tiring day at work. Somehow eye-sores will make us bitch more every minute, every second of the day (which we'll definitely bitch about it forever, until, like i said above, "..a point of time when it will go away by itself...") right?
heeeee=D
Ok let's go down the list.
These are the categories which will be in either the 'eye-candies' or 'eye-sore' sections:
Eye-Candies (EC), Eye-Sore (ES)
~ Dads
~ Moms
~ Kids
~ Staffs
Here are the nominees in the eye-sores section for each categories.
DADS (EyeSore)
#5 Mr James a.k.a Husband with an ugly thai wife
#4 Mr Coleman a.k.a Freeloader
#3 Mr Went a.k.a HAIRY BODY+ODOUR!!!!
#2 Mr Islam a.k.a Eavesdroppper(KAYPO)
#1 Mr Singh a.k.a Money in The Belly
MOMS (EyeSore)
#5 Mrs Gan a.k.a Typical S'porean office lady
#4 Mrs Smiley a.k.a Typical Chinawoman
#3 Mrs Norma a.k.a Trying too hard to be sexy
#2 Mrs Kurmaly a.k.a Fake Saloma
#1 Mrs Fagiolo a.k.a Annoying "S" Accent
KIDS (EyeSore)
#5 Daraspreet Singh a.k.a Kpoh boy
#4 Jai Davis a.k.a Another irritant
#3 Connor Coleman a.k.a Trying to act cute
#2 Yi Jiang a.k.a Rude Boy
#1 Ben Davis a.k.a Possessed kid
And here comes our favourite part...
STAFFS (EyeSore)
#5 Ramesh a.k.a Useless Arrogant Goalie
#4 Lawrence Lee a.k.a Mr. Argh? Argh? Argh?
#3 Ibrahim a.k.a Mr Batam
#2 Kaliselvan a.k.a Stinky Body and Teeth!
#1 Allan Tham a.k.a Mr. Greedy
And the winners for today's awards goes to...
DADS: Mr Singh
Reason: He has a huge belly where all his money are kept there. Couldn't lose a single cent from it and would do anything to make sure he doesn't spend them. "Sure thing Mr Singh, Keep it safe in your belly bank yea"
MOMS: Mrs. Fagiolo
Reason: A gap in between her 2 front teeth made her accent very unique yet irritating. Italian Husband but not italian-looking boys you've got there. Soccer is a contact sport and injuries have high chances of occuring. Not happy? Get your boys out.
KIDS: Ben Davis
Reason: Although he's the son of the boss, he became from a shy, 'heavy-mouthed' to a possessed boy. Stapling and Stamping are his favourite thang to do to annoy the admins. He sure won't fail to do that and won't buzz off till he's gone back home.
STAFFS: Allan Tham
Reason: Mr. Greedy. All he wants is food food food being served right under his nose. Other than being a non-motivational coach, he is definitely the quietest yet useless coach ever! Nice lunch is his favourite but the more you demand, you better watch what you're eating yea?
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE WINNERS! Scoreboard may change due to environment. This is Sports Management. It's unpredictable.

Winners for this category will receive exclusive prizes of a trophy and coins worth of 500bucks.